Plassion Enterprises Introduces M3Pleasure™

MT. PLEASANT, Virginia (July 6, 2004) -- Plassion Enterprises, Inc. announced today the release of its latest product for self-stimulation, the M3Pleasure™. This unique attachment is designed to be compatible with the Gillette M3Power™ micro-powered shaving system.

"Gillette's new M3Power razor contains a tiny motor that delivers a vibration similar to the output of our Passion.45 bullet style vibrator," said Dr. James F. Plantagenet, president and chief executive officer of Plassion Enterprises. "The M3Pleasure attachment harnesses those 'micro-pulses' for a pleasurable erotic experience."

The M3Pleasure consists of a 1/2-inch chrome-plated alloy bullet head mounted in a molded plastic connector designed to snap into the M3Power system easily and firmly. There are no moving parts in the M3Pleasure attachment -- the vibrating action is provided solely by the motorized handle.

The M3Pleasure's small size and lightweight but sturdy construction make it ideal for travel, office or home use. It comes in Plassion's trademark royal blue velvet carrying bag and carries a manufacturer's suggested retail price of $4.99.

Plassion Enterprises is a leading marketer of adult toys and therapeutic devices. The company was founded by former adult film star Ophelia Upt in 1996. It is headquartered in Mount Pleasant, Virginia.

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[Disclaimer: This is a parody news release for a nonexistant company... although I don't doubt that the product will exist soon. Gillette, Mach 3 and M3Power are registered trademarks of the Gillette Company. Thanks to Anil for the inspiration.]

Posted by Andrew Huff at July 6, 2004 12:03 AM