June 11, 2004
Dead Horse Communications Launches Web Site
CHICAGO (June 11, 2004) -- Dead Horse Communications today announced the launch of its new Web site, deadhorse.org. The site will be the centerpiece of the company's operations, and will feature news releases and other materials related to Dead Horse's media properties and its primary client, The Internet™.
"We are excited about the launch of deadhorse.org, and look forward to its expansion into the information marketplace," said Andrew Huff, principal of Dead Horse Communications. "There are so many great stories to be told about The Internet, and we are confident Dead Horse has the right combination of knowledge and skill to relate those stories to the public."
Since 1969, The Internet has been the top tele-informatics network in the world. Its premiere product, the World Wide Web, was launched in 1991, and has grown to become the number one public information service in the United States. Dead Horse Communications has been the agency of record for The Internet for 42 years.
"Currently, the site is bare-bones," Huff said. "But over the next few weeks, additional resources will be added, including a news bulletin service and photo desk. We hope to position ourselves as an important knowledge broker for information services."
Dead Horse Communications offers media, public relations and copywriting services for a wide range of industries. The company is headquartered in Chicago, with satellite offices on Ursa Minor Beta. The rest of its boilerplate is still under development.
Haha! Good stuff.
Posted by: Naz at June 11, 2004 12:02 PMGood luck, Andrew! And speaking of dead horses, thanks for refraining from mentioning the hoary old "Al Gore invented the Internet" chestnut.
Posted by: Pete at June 11, 2004 12:43 PMYou crazy!
Posted by: Damon at June 11, 2004 02:53 PMHaha! What?
Posted by: christian at June 11, 2004 07:27 PMyes.
Posted by: Naz at June 12, 2004 04:41 PMWhere did the corpse tennis go? Did it die? ha ha!
Posted by: Alexis at June 13, 2004 05:48 PMAlexis -- sorry, Corpse Tennis went down when I transfered servers. I'll have it back up by the end of the week.
Posted by: Andrew at June 13, 2004 10:55 PMIn Firefox, the page does this weird thing where the white box covers up the logo, and when I refresh, it goes to where it should. EFF WHY EYE.
Posted by: wheezy joe at June 16, 2004 02:02 PMYeah, I have no idea why it does that. Since it goes away when you refresh (and never returns), I'mm not going to worry about it.
Posted by: Andrew at June 16, 2004 11:45 PMWow, I'm glad to see that Dead Horse will be looking to the interweb for inspiration. Might I say, though, that that is both a really nice and yet, quite disturbing logo. He's just sleeping, right? I know the site is deadhorse.org...but he's just foolin', right? Right??
Posted by: Lacey at June 18, 2004 11:25 AM